“Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.”

H. P. Lovecraft  

“If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t. ”

Chuck Palahniuk  

“I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”

Michael Jordan  

“Only the paranoid survive.”

Andy Grove  

“Once you have something that grows faster than education grows, you’re always going to get a pop culture.”

Alan Kay  

“When you don’t create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. So create.”

why the lucky stiff  

“Nothing in life is as important as you think it is when you are thinking about it.”

Daniel Kahneman  

“The only risk is to waste your life.”

Francis Ford Coppola  

“A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.”

Henry Ford  

“All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”

Arthur Schopenhauer  

“Design is the fundamental soul of a man-made creation that ends up expressing itself in successive outer layers of the product or service.”

Steve Jobs  

“Your choice is your talent. So choosing the right path, the right project, the right job or passion or religion — that’s where the treasure lies; that’s where the value lies.”

Stella Adler  

“Sometimes in parenting the best you can do is to lose it in the most constructive way possible.”

Eric A. Meyer  

“Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. ”

Friedrich Nietzsche  

“For myself, I am an optimist — it does not seem much use being anything else.”

Winston Churchill  

“There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.”

Peter Drucker  

“Set goals as the person you want to be, not as the person you are.”

Jim Coudal  

“Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe  

“What I am is good enough if I would only be it openly.”

Carl Rogers  

“Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way.”

Jerry Seinfeld  

“The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other guy die for his.”

George S. Patton  

“I don't like writing, I like having written.”

Ernest Hemingway  

“Give them quality, that's the best kind of advertising.”

Milton Hershey  

“God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”

Voltaire  

“You can't solve a problem with the same mind that created it.”

Albert Einstein  

“It's better to be absolutely ridiculous then absolutely boring”

Marilyn Monroe  

“Work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work, and the only way to do great work is to love what you do.”

Steve Jobs  

“I am the Greatest. I said that even before I knew I was.”

Muhammad Ali  

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”

Isaac Asimov  

“Whatever we are, whatever we make of ourselves, is all we will ever have – and that, in its profound simplicity, is the meaning of life.”

Philip Appleman  

“The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.”

Humphrey Bogart  

“80% of success is showing up.”

Woody Allen  

“Bones heal, but chicks love scars.”

Evel Knievel  

“Quantity has a quality all its own.”

Unknown  

“Timing, perseverance, and ten years of trying will eventually make you look like an overnight success.”

Biz Stone   

“Pain may last a minute, a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.”

Lance Armstrong  

“Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

Mark Twain  

“If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.”

Lewis Carroll  

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

Franklin D. Roosevelt  

“Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.”

Henry Ford  

“The difference between theory and practice is a lot greater in practice than it is in theory.”

Brian Bechtel  

“ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

Albert Einstein  

“No one has a right to consume happiness without producing it.”

Helen Keller  

“The self is not something one finds, it is something one creates.”

Thomas Szasz  

“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”

Mark Twain  

“To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.”

Elbert Hubbard  

“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.”

Carl Gustav Jung  

“If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't mind being completely insane.”

Susannah Breslin  

“If you're going through hell, keep going.”

Winston Churchill  

“In theory there's no difference between theory & practice. But, in practice, there is.”

Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut  

“There's no money in poetry, but then again, there's no poetry in money either.”

Robert Graves  

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

Chuck Palahniuk  

“Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want something badly enough. They are there to keep out the other people.”

Randy Pausch  

“Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.”

Clay Shirky  

“I don’t think of my life as a career, I do stuff. I respond to stuff. That’s not a career — it’s a life!”

Steve Jobs  

“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.”

Eleanor Roosevelt  

“The price of being a sheep is boredom. The price of being a wolf is loneliness. Choose one or the other with great care.”

Hugh MacLeod  

“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.”

François de La Rochefoucauld  

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

Thomas Edison  

“Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.”

Arthur Schopenhauer  

“What the caterpillar thinks is the end of the world... The butterfly knows is only the beginning.”

Unknown  

“The best way to predict the future is to invent it.”

Alan Kay  

“The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.”

Robert M. Pirsig  

“A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it.”

David Stevens  

“Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.”

Barack Obama  

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.”

Isaac Asimov  

“As president, I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science and engineering. And I also was to keep an eye on those robots in case they try anything.”

Barack Obama  

“We can do no great things; only small things with great love.”

Mother Teresa  

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”

Winston Churchill  

“Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees all others.”

Winston Churchill  

“Don't let today's disappointments cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams.”

Unknown  

“Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.”

Friedrich Nietzsche  

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”

Horace Walpole  

“If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither on your side, pound the table.”

Legal adage  

“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”

Ayn Rand  

“I can see beauty where other see ugliness. That either makes me an artist or a person of very poor taste.”

Unknown  

“It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you are not.”

Unknown  

“One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.”

Klaus Kinski  

“It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for the lack of what is found there.”

William Carlos Williams  

“Who has the power to decide if a song is important or not? I certainly don't have that power. And who's to say that the song unwritten or unheard isn't the song that changes everything?”

Billy Corgan  

“This business of "dark"... life is made up of a lot of things. You could write about moon June spoon forever and leave any other realistic feeling you have out of the songbook. I don't understand why you would. And yet if you include the rest of life of life of it you're called 'negative', 'dark'. It's amazing to me.”

Lou Reed  

“If I'd asked my customers what they wanted, they'd have said "a faster horse".”

Henry Ford  

“The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.”

Michelangelo  

“If it’s a good idea and it gets you excited, try it, and if it bursts into flames, that’s going to be exciting too. People always ask, "What is your greatest failure?" I always have the same answer — We’re working on it right now, it’s gonna be awesome!”

Jim Coudal  

“God is subtle but he is not malicious.”

Albert Einstein  

“Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.”

Unknown  

“Success is the percentage of your life you control.”

Chuck Klosterman  

“News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising.”

Lord Northcliffe  

“You can choose what you do; you can't choose what you LIKE to do.”

Gretchen Rubin  

“When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”

Thomas Jefferson  

“The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.”

Theodore H. White  

“My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.”

Ashleigh Brilliant  

“The Beatles didn't invent teenagers, they just decided to lead them.”

Seth Godin  

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by.”

Douglas Adams  

“I write for my pleasure, but publish for money.”

Vladimir Nabokov  

“Plans are useless, but planning is indispensible.”

Dwight Eisenhower  

“It takes five hundred small details to make one favorable impression.”

Cary Grant  

“The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.”

Chinese Proverb  

“Having met some successful people, I can assure you that they didn't get that way by deserving it.”

Seth Godin  

“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”

Ernest Hemingway  

“The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.”

Friedrich Nietzsche  

“Longing for the days when gals like me were labeled "Nervous" and sent away to paint watercolors and drink broth by a soothing seaside.”

Emily Brianna  

“Sometimes... when people overuse elipses... as I often do myself... I imagine they are having petit mal seizures... and I giggle.”

Emily Brianna  

“We don't make movies to make money. We make money so that we can make more movies.”

Walt Disney  

“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”

Anais Nin  

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”

Albert Einstein  

“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”

Oscar Wilde  

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.”

Marcus Aurelius  

“Excellence in any department can be attained only by the labor of a lifetime; it is not to be purchased at a lesser price.”

Samuel Johnson  

“Every single person I have ever met or corresponded with about leaving the work-for-hire world and trying to create something of their own, something that they really care about, says exactly the same thing. Win, lose or draw they always express the same thought and most of the time they say it in exactly these words. What they say is, "I should have done this sooner."”

Jim Coudal  

“It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.”

Theodore Roosevelt  

“Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.”

Walter Chrysler  

“If there's anything I've learned, it's the small offerings to connect that lead to surprising opportunities. You just need to keep making the offer, and not have expectations on what comes back. It's both scary and exciting. It doesn't always work out or last, but heck let's see if anything happens.”

Dave Shea  

“Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent.”

Old Testament Proverb  

“The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.”

Doris Day  

“Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes.”

Chinese Proverb  

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

Dr. Seuss  

“Whatever you do, do it with all your might.”

P. T. Barnum  

“Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.”

P. T. Barnum  

“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.”

William G. McAdoo  

“Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.”

Oliver Wendell Holmes  

“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”

Leo Tolstoy  

“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.”

Steven Wright  

“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”

David Frost  

“Two wrongs may not make a right, but three lefts will.”

Steven Wright  

“Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.”

Henri Poincare